If you send us an IM, meaning you did not even start to read this profile, you will be blocked. IF YOU SMOKE OR VAPE ANYTHING, WE ARE NOT INTERESTED! And if given the chance, sweet Jesus, lay off of the drugs and alcohol so you can actually perform. Just a couple who like to occasionally invite others into our bed for extra attention and orgasms. For this site, we are apparently very vanilla. We are not into anything too kinky, just your basic fucking and sucking but with multiple people :)

Mijn Ideale Persoon: If we are being honest, it probably is not you

We very rarely drink, so “meeting up for drinks to see if we click” is out of the question. Typically, if we make plans to meet, we plan to play. We work and have kids, so Friday and Saturday evenings are the only days we can play, but even that is rare. If you’re the lucky ones, your patience will be rewarded spectacularly!

We are looking for MATURE men, women, and couples for threesomes and same room foursome play! We play straight or bi. Quality over quantity for sure!

If your profile has no pictures, we are not interested. You are not a superhero, or that important, no need for a secret identity

And for the love of God, if we reject you, try and be mature about it. When you harass people because you are not good enough, your tiny, limp dick insecurity is showing!